Note to friends - stop me drinking Sambuca

Not singling anyone out here but for my own safety and probably those out with me as well. It wasn't that bad but my friends said I was really exciteable and on it with getting people involved. We started in the cab really as I had an unfinished bottle of Vodka that I had picked up from my girls to get us started. I was pinging the lid to the annoyance of the cab driver as he didn't want any drinking in the car. Got to Dartford and due to the police presence I necked it which wasn't a good idea. After a drink in a pub which was like a gateway to Essex we moved onto Litten Tree where our night proper started. Once our group had grown in size we started with the shots. Bad idea as I know I keep telling myself not to but oh well...

It's hard to put into context what happens, is it like ripping open my shirt to reveal the Superman sign. Hmmm do I know anyone I could borrow a Superman top from. I would say though it's more along the lines of that stupid Cadburys Parrot that used to go crazy when someone used to eat the eggs haha. In Litten we tried a drinking game where we had to drink all night with our opposite hand. Due to one of my friends getting mixed up I requested a pen from behind the bar. Wrote L and R on her hands and then it was game on. We all eventually had something written on us and luckily the pen didn't work when we tried to draw around my hand on my face haha.

After winding up the toilet attendant we moved on to Air and Breathe for lots of excitement and cheering. I don't remember too much as I was just running around and trying to dance and teaching people a new way to high five haha. My friends informed me that I began mindsweeping (drinking random peoples drinks) and also I fizzed up a Red VK that I have and showered everyone in close proximity. Didn't go down too well apparently and what also didn't go down well is me trying to go down to the music. Dropping like it's hot, no way as I was lucky I didn't get dropped apparently but the guys found it funny. If I offended anyone I apologies as I am truly sorry, yeah right haha. I injured myself though as I was banging bottles with people and one smashed and cut my hand. Something like that anyway but I wish I hadn't got too off key as wanted to speak to my girl before she went on holiday. Phoned her late in the night but she was already in bed and where I crashed out after going out this morning and didn't charge my phone I missed her wake up message. Grrrr as one of my friends had put it on his MySpace.... moderation !!

Here's a before and after which shows the affects of a quiet night of drinking, eyebrows look immaculate though hahaha...

Wake me up before you go, go

I know that my girl is going to hate me for posting up pictures of her cooking, I apologies and will do whatever you want when we are next together. Except take the pictures down that is haha. We had a proper lazy couple of days and this morning opted for a large breakfast. Although it was technically lunch as we didn't eat until the afternoon haha. I think the below two picture's are funny and they are like the ones where you have to add a caption. I'll leave it for you to guess what is thought although I expect for her it's 'I'll be making you eat that camera instead if you take another picture' haha. Was all good though and although she kept telling me that it was her so-called off day I didn't think so and don't think that those days exist for her. I on the other hand have them on a regular basis...

We didn't really do too much through the day other than just chill and watch television. Well jarred that she is going away as I will miss her and her daughter as in such a short time they have already become a large part of my life. The one thing I won't miss is the eyebrow shaping haha. Ouch this hurts and I took some photos to show the sheer concentration that this requires haha...

After the shaping which I must say was very impressive and I am moving much quicker now as I am well aerodynamic we said our goodbyes. Her week I expect to be much better than mine being in another country is a definite plus point. I'm off out to see if I can fly, wish me luck haha...

The hills have eyes and so do I

So the day off was eventful, we decided to go to Bluewater and what a journey it was as two buses was a mission. Still though we can say that it's something we have achieved haha. Visited the bank on the way and what do I have to do to make them like me as I still have some bodge card that doesn't allow me to do anything. It's my money let me spend it haha. The pictures attached to this post are random and if you don't follwo then that's the whole purpose, they are art, I am art, I am futuristic and I like Red Jumpsuit Aparatus as that's what I am listening to in the future while blinking and clapping hmmmmmmm.....

Composed myself now and here goes as if the two pictures above were a spot the difference then it can clearly be seen that it looks like I have a glass eye. Laugh as you may but I don't laugh back just in a sinister way and I think that in getting the Hills have Eyes to watch was my revenge haha

2-0 and you still don't sing

Today my journey to work was not as eventful as the day before but it consisted of me being the fastest man on Earth. Well at least I thought anyway as I was like a bat out of hell. Grr anything but the bat reference as that brings back bad memories from yesterday haha. After getting to work it seemed like it wasn't so busy so played for a day off tomorrow and I was lucky enough to get granted. Once the end of tax year rolls in I won't be so lucky so figured I would make the most of this, especially as my girl is off on holiday this weekend.

After work we were set to go out for a few drinks but we were running a little late and things didn't go to plan so we walked around Bromley for a while debating on what to do. After much erm'ing and arr'ing we decided to head back to her house and that was the order of play. Dust of your shoulders as we know our matter of principle. Just going to watch Aliens and relax with a few drinks...